From Troy Hoss on Fb, 4/18/15: A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, “First offender?” She replies, “No. First a Gibson, then a Fender”!
Comments:
Michelle Merlo Crowell: “At least she didn’t hit him with a Taylor!”
Troy: “That would be GUITAR abuse, Michelle – unacceptable in a court of law!”
Christine Korn: My first thought was, “Didn’t she have a bat or something cheap?”
Martha Frazier: “It could have been all about that bass…”
And I commented: “She was just trying to string him along!”